The Worst Best Man
Bedtime Story
Frankie pushed through the front door, leaving the relative quiet of her riverfront neighborhood behind her as she entered a complete assault on her senses.
“The Price is Right” was blaring from the den punctuated by her father’s shouted suggestions for the contestants. Brooklyn accents yammered unceasingly from the kitchen and dining area while the scents of garlic and oregano filled the air. The stained concrete floors had seemed like a low-maintenance, appealing option during the renovation process in the carriage house. However, they had the unintended side effect of amplifying everything the Baranski family shouted at each other.
“When are you going to settle down, Gio? My only unmarried child. Are you trying to kill me with disappointment?” May Baranski, Frankie’s vocal mother, shrilled at her oldest son.
Giovanni was very comfortable with his “no strings” lifestyle.
“Why can’t you just be happy with what you have, Ma?” Frankie heard her other brother Marco ask.
“Yeah, Ma, you’ve got an adorable grandbaby, your daughter married a kajillionaire, and I’m devastatingly handsome,” Gio chimed in.
“Ow! Ma! Why you gotta hit?” Marco yelped. May was a professional head cuffer. She’d once written a letter to Mark Harmon critiquing his technique on “NCIS”.
A baby squalled and all the of adults shifted gears from shouting to crooning.
“Now you two did it,” Marco’s wife, Rachel, shouted over the ruckus.
Frankie shrugged out of her coat. She’d meant to be home early enough to run interference for her very tolerant, very gracious husband. But one tiny crisis had opened up a can of worms and she’d spent an extra hour working her way through email chains and voicemails on something that could have waited until Monday.
Thankfully, she was married to a workaholic and together they supported each other’s obsession with work and community.
Sundays were their day to unwind… after the Baranski clan left. No one could unwind around their brand of crazy.
Frankie started toward the back of the house in the direction of the noise and began the countdown until she could get Aiden naked in a quiet house. She’d open a bottle of wine, turn on some soft, sexy music and—
Strong arms darted out of a doorway and dragged her inside. The door closed behind her.
Aiden’s study was her second favorite room in the house. High ceilings, a fieldstone gas fireplace, and rich mahogany shelves. The tall windows looked out over the small courtyard. It smelled of power and polish. So did Aiden Kilbourn.
Frankie turned in his arms and looped her hands behind his neck. “Hiding out?”
“Your mom asked if I’ve had my sperm count checked,” Aiden answered. He was handsome in the painful-to-look-directly at way. His thick dark hair curled in waves that always gave him the appearance of being perfectly styled. His jaw was a hard edge to his soft lips that always seemed to be amused, especially on Sundays. Especially around her family. Angels must have wept over his cheekbones alone. He wore gray slacks and a soft long sleeve shirt. The CEO version of casual.
“You knew what you were getting into when you agreed to marry me,” Frankie reminded him. She’d been a package deal. A stubborn, single woman that came from a long line of loud, annoying people. Frankie knew Aiden’s secret. He loved her family as much as she did, sometimes more.

