Once Upon a Wager
Once Upon a Wager
Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom called Bootleg Springs there was a prince named Alistair. Alistair was a problem. A big, princely problem. His parents, the king and queen, had so been looking forward to their retirement in the even farther away sister kingdom, Bluewater. However, their son had remained staunchly single, refusing each and every marriage candidate they presented him.
They’d matched him with princesses, duchesses, one or two fairy godmothers. They introduced him to princes, dukes, fairy godfathers, and even a very handsome farm boy. Because Bootleg Springs was an open-minded kingdom where love was love and that was that.
Yet Alistair had not fallen in love. He certainly hadn’t minded dating a few of the smarter, funnier, fouler-languaged ladies. And the fairy godfather and handsome farm boy were now both regulars in his weekly poker tournaments. But none had captured his heart.
The kingdom waited, holding its breath, desperate to discover who their next queen… or king would be.
The king fretted.
The royal court jester jested nervously.
The royal cook cooked frantically.
The castle manager enlisted the entire royal scribe department to craft a “prince or princess wanted” missive in the kingdom’s weekly news show, a live performance delivered by a troupe of actors who traveled from village to valley.
And the queen… well, the queen put forth a queenly ultimatum.
One night, she called Alistair to her throne room. She and the king kept separate throne rooms for everyday business. The shared throne room was reserved for very large parties. And arguments. And castle game nights.
“You summoned me, mother?” Alistair asked, striding into the torch-lit room. He was a handsome man nearing his fortieth year. He was smart and thoughtful. Funny and fierce. He was charming, logical, and a very good listener.
However, he was also stubborn and not wearing pants.
The queen gave a royal eyeroll at his undershorts. “Darling, haven’t we discussed this pants thing?”
“We have many, many times,” he said, flopping down in the smaller, less flashy throne next to hers. “Yet you insist on bringing it up again and again.”