GET READY FOR AUGUST 27 WITH A FEW OF LUCY’S FAVORITE RILEY THORN MOMENTS:

Sure, she was divorced and broke and her stupid ex-husband was probably buying a new custom-tailored tux, but at least she hadn’t been mauled by a grizzly bear in the Canadian wilderness.

“I fell for the spray-tanned ‘good’ guy. I’m not going to rebound with the tattooed bad boy. We have disaster written all over us.”

“My lady parts are so rusty I don’t know if they could actually handle a night with Nick Santiago in my bed.”